you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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