is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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