Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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