Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
These tits shall not be calmed
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize