he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Randomize