I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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