So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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