I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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