Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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