I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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