just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
accomplished twins. life is a go
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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