well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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