Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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