So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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