But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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