its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Someone shit on the floor
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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