Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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