Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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