it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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