Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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