yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
