Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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