the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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