I need help removing her.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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