I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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