He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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