Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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