Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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