got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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