are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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