i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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