Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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