Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Is it penis luge time yet?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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