you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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