My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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