Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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