i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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