So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The air taste purple.
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