I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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