Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He did a backflip because drugs
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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