it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Randomize
