How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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