No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You're a waste of cheezeits
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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