You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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