if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Is that strawberry winking at me??
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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