D3 body, D1 cock
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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