And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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