This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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