Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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