What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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