Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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