There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
there's paper in my vomit.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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