so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
