i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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