This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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