i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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