You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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