can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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