You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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