thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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